Bad News - I am $870.60 Short of $100,000 in Profits For The Month Of March 2014 !!!

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Damn.  I am short of $870.60 short of making $100,000 Profit in 30 Days for the month of March 2014.

I can't believe this.  Please loan me $870.60 in a trade of yours so I can say this is the first month in my entire life I have made 6 digits.

WoWsaaaaaaaa !!

What can I buy with a $100,000 ?



A Maserati?



Lamborghini Gallardo?



Ferrari F431 ?



Audi R8?



Aston martin V& Vantage Roadster?

Which one would you pick?

I have been slammmmmmed and slaaaaaaameed.. I am sipping caugh sirup, red bull, antibiotics, trying to get myself together again.  I am suffering from trading exhaustion.



I have been doing this lately every single time I was buying something and seeing it go to the moon... Here is a nice video of me below:



Here are a few reviews my subscribers gave me...

Ohh yes.. And here is a blog post for all the wrong women I met so far in my life:



The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

"I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty"


A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO



And here is a video for all the haters out there. 



It’s a very interesting feeling when somebody is showing aggression towards me, and my work !

I am not taking it personally. Apparently they think it will damage my image but instead they are doing me a favor.
Whoever is smart enough is seeing this as an act of “insecurity” (make the other one look bad so they can feel good) Then they start thinking they are not good enough (fear), he is a threat (fear) let’s put him down (fear). LOL Take a number buddy! I will be with you, my lawyers, my judge, my embassy, my secret service (lol), my cameras, my alarms, my whole fucking police state neighborhood. I am here for you and I am ready !! LOL !!

And then they start thinking, I am better than them. Well, I got news for you, I AM ! LOL

Drawing attention to my work is called free advertisement only for those that really are substantial. So, I am welcoming and grateful for all my new subscribers.

So I thank you for that. You are the reason I am so good. So thank you again !

Thank you for being out there making me a better business/trader and a more rounded person. 

 Untill then....

Cya at at $1,000,000 for $2014 !!

 

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